Surreal Spam of the Week


Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam
Lovely Spam
Wonderful Spam
Superlative Spam . . .

So, every day when we log in to the Gateway blog, we find that we’re the recipient of numerous comments. In most instances, sadly, these turn out to be automatically generated spam. At least, we hope they’re automatically generated – we’d hate think there are are people out there whose minds actually work that way.

Occasionally, though, there’s a comment the surreal nature of which approaches mystical insight; like this gem from Monday:

She intends to make teaching her profession.He has a large income.I lost the door key about here.I was wondering if you were doing anything this weekendMake up your mind.I would like to talk to you for a minuteI would like to talk to you for a minuteI want to see the film again.They praised him highly.If you don’t work, you will fail to pass the exam.

I think there’s something in that for all of us, don’t you . . . ?