In case of Ragnarok . . .

Apparently Ragnarok is scheduled to happen on Saturday. Yep, we’re not making this up. According to experts at Jorvik Viking Centre, Ragnarok is due to happen this weekend. On the off chance that the world does end tomorrow we’ve got some rather helpful lessons from the Trickster God himself.

1. Never trust a relative

2. Never trust a friend

3.Never trust a lover

4. Never trust an artist

Basically, never trust anyone.

For more Viking Apocalypse survival tips you can read the two chapters of The Gospel of Loki here and here. And if the world doesn’t end, well, it never hurts to be prepared.

Happy weekend!

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clever folk